I left home last night at 1:15 AM or so to go out clubbing. That was all after the big adventure I had at home. I felt like having a drink last night. So I asked my aunt if it was okay with her. My family’s cool about these things. BIG MISTAKE!!! She said okay, do what you want. So I cracked open a bottle of Smirnoff – With a twist of Lime. I was showing off the bottle to my aunt, very excited.
I then mixed it with orange juice and sat down in front of my laptop to enjoy it. My mom came online and I told her that I opened the bottle and she was cool with until it dawned on both of them (mom & aunt) that I was going to drive out. But I had one drink. ONE Drink!!! I mean that’s stupid. Who gets high after one drink?? But they were on my case and eventually my aunt hid the car keys. I felt like I was 5 again. I mean how difficult is it to understand that I had one drink and I’m not drunk and I’m not going to drink anymore? I spent 45 mins trying to explain this to both of them.
I finally had to threaten my mother that I would run away from home if I didn’t get the keys. How mature :). My aunt said till my mom didn’t agree, she wouldn’t give the keys back to me. It was so ridiculous. However, I managed to convince my mother, who then said if anything happens to the car, she would never look at my face again. You can see where I get my level of maturity from.
I finally got the key and my friends called. So I left at 1:15 AM. Of all the days, I picked this day to get drunk. After the big argument at home, I picked this day to drink. So I drank. And I went really really far to where all my friends live and left from there at 5 in the morning. I was making fun of them while they were drinking in the parking lot.
Nothing happened to the car and I was very happy. I was sober by the time I reached home and thought to myself, my mom’s going to have to see my face. Poor her. And then I scraped the right side of the car while I turned into the parking lot. I couldn’t believe it. My mom was going to kill me. She had warned me on this very day and on this very day, I screwed it up.
I got out of the car and checked the side. Thank God!! Not much damage.
Nothing she would notice immediately at least. And the we’ll decide, to see or not to see 🙂